Kid Pikasso Effects · San Antonio → Nationwide

Websites that float above the noise — and ring the phone.

Your customers Google you before they ever call. KPE builds designer storefront websites for local businesses — services and prices up front, tap-to-call everywhere, booking built in. The whole process happens online. No call required.

The bubbles are alive — tap one, it pops

40issues found in our first 10 real audits
6of them critical — live right now
$497flat, to fix the whole list
crownandfade — concept site by KPE
Warm, upscale barbershop interior used in the Crown & Fade concept site

Crown & Fade Barbershop

A concept demo: what a barbershop homepage looks like when it's built to book, not just to exist.

Book a chair Services & prices Tap-to-call
Tap-to-call, everywhere
Reviews up front
Live in days, not months

See your problem floating by? Tap it — we'll take you straight to the cheapest fix.

The path · four easy steps

Follow the bubbles.
They end at a website that works.

Every step is designed to show you proof before it asks you for a cent. By the time you reach the buy button, you've already seen your own site's problems — and exactly what fixing them costs.

1

Get the free audit

We load your live site — homepage plus your money page — and check it the way a customer on a phone would. You get a one-page report: issues found, the evidence, and what each one costs you.

Free · No strings

2

See it, don't imagine it

No website yet? We build previews for real businesses before they pay — a homepage you can open on your phone and tap around, not a sales pitch about one.

Proof before payment

3

Pick your fix

Four flat prices, in writing: Starter $297, Launch Fix $497, Storefront Fix $997, or KPE Signature $2,997. Half to start, half when your site goes live. Answer four questions by email — that's the whole onboarding.

$297 – $2,997 · 50 / 50

4

Launch & get found

First draft link within 5 business days of your deposit and answers. Your site goes live linked for Google and your socials — services, prices, reviews, and a working way to reach you.

Draft in 5 business days

The free audit · tap a bubble

What's hiding
on your site right now?

These are the eight checks in every KPE audit — and real things we've found on real local business websites this month. Names stay private. The findings are verbatim.

Design playground · 3D · hands on

Your future site,
in your hands — in 3D.

This isn't a picture of a website. It's a live one, built into a phone you can grab, tilt, and rebuild. Pick a trade, a color theme, a font, a style, a layout — flip the features on and off and watch the phone on the right change instantly: new colors, new type, new headline, new prices. It's preview-only — nothing here changes our real website. It just lets you feel what yours could look like before you spend a cent. Beside the choices sit three short chalkboard video lessons — press play, sound on, and our teacher walks you through what each choice does to a customer, in plain English.

1 · Pick a trade

2 · Pick a color theme

3 · Pick a font — watch the words change

4 · Pick a style

20-sec lesson · sound on
Colors & style — Colors are feelings. Bold feels exciting, clean feels safe, luxury feels expensive — your customer decides how they feel about you in the first few seconds. Pick the feeling first; the colors follow.

5 · Flip the features

20-sec lesson · sound on
Features — Every feature answers a question in your customer's head — 'Can I book right now?' 'Can I trust them?' 'What does it cost?' The faster you answer, the more people buy.

6 · Pick a layout

Crown & FadeTap to call
Barbershop · The shop

Barbershop

Sharp cuts. Zero waiting-room energy.

Book a chair Services & prices
Recent work
The shop
Fresh fades
The chairs
What customers say

Shop
Services & prices

Sample site · Built by KPE

Drag the phone — it tilts in 3D · Arrow keys work too · Scroll inside the screen to explore your build

20-sec lesson · sound on
How it works — Three steps: we audit your site free, you start with a deposit, we build it and you go live. No tech talk, no homework — we do the heavy lifting.

This is your preview — nothing is saved, and our site stays ours. Like what you see? We'll build the real one.

Your build points to

Launch Fix — $497

60-second gut check

Seven questions.
Zero mercy.

Answer honestly — nobody sees this but you. The first five check if your site is leaking customers. The last two — budget and how custom you want it — point you to the exact tier that fits.

Your recommended tier


Receipts · our first 10 audits

Unfinished websites are everywhere.
Yours doesn't have to be one.

40total issues found across 10 real local business websites
6 criticalfake phone numbers, template instructions published as the FAQ, placeholder contact blocks
8 of 10never show their Google reviews or star rating anywhere on their own site
5 of 10failed contact accuracy — wrong numbers, conflicting numbers, or numbers you can't tap
4 of 10have typos or copy-paste errors sitting in headings and key copy
3 of 10publish raw template leftovers — including a starter post live since 2020
3 of 10have no online booking or ordering path at all — phone or walk-in only
1flat price fixes your whole list. No hourly billing, no surprise scope.

SOURCE: KPE WEBSITE AUDITS, OCT 2026 · 4 TEXAS CITIES · 6 TRADES · BUSINESSES ANONYMIZED, FINDINGS VERBATIM

Our work · samples & live previews

Real pages, built by KPE.

The demos show the style. The previews are homepages we built for real businesses before they ever paid us a cent — open one and tap around.

Barber at work in the Crown & Fade concept demo Concept demo

Crown & Fade Barbershop

Booking-first design for a barbershop: services and prices up front, gallery, reviews, and a book-a-chair button that never leaves the screen.

Pastry case in the Sweet Magnolia Bakery concept demo Concept demo

Sweet Magnolia Bakery

A bakery storefront built around the order: menu with prices, cake gallery, hours and map, and tap-to-order instead of "DM us and hope."

Live preview

Oscar Air Conditioning · Miami

50 years of AC work.
Zero website. Until now.

A full homepage built for a real HVAC company that customers could only find in directories.

Call Oscar AirServicesService area

Oscar Air Conditioning — Preview

Built first, pitched second. This is the actual page the Oscar Air team received — services, tap-to-call, and a reason to choose a 50-year shop.

View the live preview
Live preview

Apex Details Cars · South Florida

Mobile detailing,
booked from the driveway.

Real prices on the page — details from $90 — with $20 off the first detail and tap-to-call throughout.

Book a detailFrom $90$20 off first

Apex Details Cars — Preview

A mobile detailer selling on social alone got a homepage with prices, packages, and a booking path. Open it — it's the real page.

View the live preview

Pricing · the ladder

Four flat prices.
Pick your rung.

Every tier is 50/50 — half to start, half when your site goes live. No hourly billing, no “starting at,” no scope that grows legs halfway through.

Starter · For no site yet

$297 one-time

$148.50 to start · $148.50 when your site goes live · ~5 days · 1 revision round

  • One single landing page, built from scratch
  • Hero, services list, hours, map / address
  • Tap-to-call + contact buttons, mobile-first
  • For businesses with no website at all who can’t start at $497
View the Starter demo — simple & clean ↓ Start with a free audit

Start with the free audit — we’ll confirm it fits and send your $148.50 deposit step from there. No work starts before a deposit clears.

Launch Fix · The Fix

$497 one-time

$248.50 to start · $248.50 when your site goes live · 7 days · 2 revision rounds

  • One-page rebuild — or a full one-page build — free audit included
  • Hero, services or menu with prices, gallery
  • Reviews up front, hours + map, contact form
  • Tap-to-call / book / order buttons throughout — every audit issue fixed
View the Launch demo — Crown & Fade ↗ Start Launch — $248.50 deposit

Secure checkout via Stripe. No work starts before your deposit clears — and no balance is due until your site is live.

KPE Signature · The One-of-One

$2,997 one-time

$1,498.50 to start · $1,498.50 at go-live · ~2–3 weeks · 3 revision rounds

Only 2 builds per month
  • The bubbles class of build: custom interactive / 3D elements, motion, creative typography
  • Guided-journey layout, brand-matched art direction — your brand, KPE craft
  • Starts with the free audit + a short online consult
  • Design direction approved by you before the build starts
Demo: this page itself — you’re looking at a Signature build ↑ Claim a Signature slot — start with the free audit

Only 2 per month, so slots start with the audit + consult — we’ll confirm availability and send your $1,498.50 deposit step from there.

Compare the ladder

Same 50/50 terms on every rung. The jump is pages, interactivity, and how custom it gets.

CompareStarter $297Launch Fix $497Storefront Fix $997KPE Signature $2,997
Price$297$497$997$2,997
Deposit to start$148.50$248.50$498.50$1,498.50
Pages1 landing page1 page, rebuiltUp to 5 pagesCustom guided journey
InteractivityClean & simplePolished designer pageDesigner + booking / orderingInteractive / 3D / motion — this page’s class
Revisions1 round2 rounds2 rounds3 rounds
Timeline~5 days7 days10 days~2–3 weeks
Best forNo site yet, tightest budgetA weak site that needs fixingA growing shop that needs depthA brand that wants to stand out — 2 / month

Industry bundles

A base tier plus the pages your trade actually needs. Your deposit rides the base tier’s button — the bundle balance is due at go-live.

Add-ons — any tier

Add what you need, skip what you don’t. Add-ons are quoted on your order summary before any work starts.

Logo / mini brand kitA clean logo + colors + type you can reuse everywhere.
$149
Copy polishWe rewrite your words, whole site — in your voice, but clear.
$199
Extra pageOne more page beyond your tier, same design system.
$99 / page
Google Business Profile setupWe build the profile out; you complete Google’s own verification step.
$99
Local SEO starterTitles, meta descriptions, and local keywords done right.
$149
Rush startYour build starts within 48 hours.
+$150
Care PlanText, photo, menu and price updates handled for you, monthly. No contract, cancel anytime.
$49 / mo

Care Plan — $49/mo, optional. Text, photo, menu and price updates handled for you, monthly. No contract. Mention it after launch; we’ll never lead with it.

Ask about it in your audit
50 / 50 on every tier — half to start, half at go-live Whole process online — call only if you prefer one Want your own .com? Domain runs about $15–25/yr, paid by you direct — we never mark it up

Step one · still free

Get your free
website audit.

Tell us where to look and where to send it. The button opens your email app with everything filled in — hit send, and the audit lands in your inbox as a clean one-page report.

  • Every issue found, with the evidence quoted from your own pages
  • Ordered critical → high → medium, so you know what matters first
  • One plain line per issue on what it's costing you
  • No website yet? Say so — we'll audit your Google + social presence instead and show you a preview path
Your email app should open with the request ready to send. No email app? Write to us directly at kidpikasso8@gmail.com with your business name and website.

Free means free — the report is yours either way. Prefer email? kidpikasso8@gmail.com

Straight answers

Before you ask.

No. The whole process runs by email — audit, order summary, four questions, draft link, launch. If you'd rather talk, reply with a time (Central) and we'll send a calendar invite. Your choice, never required.

Your first draft link arrives within 5 business days of your deposit clearing and your answers to the four questions (business details, services + prices, photos, colors/logo). Rough answers are fine — phone photos work too.

That's exactly who Starter was built for — one clean landing page at $297 if you have no site at all. If customers can only find a Facebook page, an Instagram, or a booking-app link, you don't have a website — you have a landlord. Request the audit with "none yet" and we'll start from your Google and social presence.

Eight things, all verified by loading your live site: leftover template text, contact accuracy, booking/ordering path, broken elements, trust signals like reviews, page basics and search text, typos in key copy, and stale signals that make a business look closed. Every finding quotes the evidence — check any of it yourself in 30 seconds.

Nobody honest can promise that, and we won't. What we fix is what we can point at: a professional presence, correct contact info everywhere, services and prices people can actually find, reviews on the page, and a working path from "found you" to "booked you." That's the part of the machine a website controls.

Your site launches free on a platform subdomain — that costs you nothing. If you want your own .com connected, the domain (usually $15–25/year) and any platform upgrade are paid by you directly to the provider at their normal prices. We'll walk you through it step by step, and we never mark those costs up.

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